*There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another
> blonde on the opposite bank "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the
> other side?" *
> * The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts
> back, "You ARE on the other side." *
> * *
> *AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE** ** *
> *A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that
her
> body hurt wherever she touched it. *
> * "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." *
> *The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
> then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and
> screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
> touched made her scream. *
> * The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? *
> * "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." *
> * "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken" |
